A time: 150 years into the future.
The place :Earth
Earth ravaged by wars in a world gone mad. Mankind returning to the dark ages on a barren planet, resorting to brute force and killer instinct for survival.
|Laser beams shooting out of peoples eyes!|
Radioactive mutant cultists with ray-guns!
|Amazonian warrior women concealing super high-technology|
and not looking a bit like Toyah at all.
|Even more massive shoulderpads!|
|Immortal Kamikaze Kabuki Pygmies|
|Pot smoking, two-gun slinging Commisar mofos|
|Return of the Immortal Kamikaze Kabuki Pygmies|
Searchers of the Voodoo Mountain Trailer:
"Watch Searchers of the Voodoo Mountain and you'll be looking into a Dark Future for mankind".
Searchers of the Voodoo Mountain VHS box artwork:
|Whaddya mean the lead girl is a brunette? Blondes sell more VHS|
So do gold bikinis.
Trans. "They Search for Paradise and Find a Hell!"
|Searchers of the Voodoo Mountain|
|WARNING: actual movie contains 100% less |
Boris Vallejo than this VHS cover