Tuesday, 30 June 2020

Bog Trolls!

Recently had the pleasure of creating some promotional art for Satyr Art Studios range of Troll miniatures, so here's some of the drawings:

Giant Two Headed Troll

Closing Time at the Hobbits Retreat.
Shroom Foraging with the Fungoid Trollkids

Domestic Slap! 


All the Bog Troll miniatures were designed and sculpted by Drew Williams. The characters are dug from a deep vein of oddball trollishness that runs through media ranging from the Old School Dungeons & Dragons stylings of Dave Trampiers seminal Wormy comic published in Dragon Magazine through BiL Sedgewicks classic Gobbeldigook  strips from White Dwarf, and Citadel Miniatures superlative Pre-slotta Warhammer C20 Trolls range and into the Games Workshop's dubiously riotous Gobbo range of boardgames.

As traditional, here are some hasty black and white photos of some raw chunks of metal blue-tacked together (all the Trollwives have separate heads). An Otherworld Miniatures NP41 Farmers Wife (also sculpted by Drew) is shown for scale - she stands at around 32mm, and is standing on a 20mm round base.

Trollkids
Trollkids are much larger than I'd expected, which is a pleasant suprise. From the 'Gook references I'd expected them to be about the size of an average Goblin, but these are hefty sprogs standing upright at about 25mm.

Ma Baker

Ma Baker with her flailing backhander and cast-iron frying pan attack.

Ma Frikka

Ma Frikka advancing with her rolling pin of doom

Ma Koshi
Ma Koshi wielding her broom.

For much clearer photos of the Trollwives, Trollkids, Bari-Faroom the multi-headed troll and the rest of the Bog Trolls range  visit the Satyr Art Studio online store


Friday, 19 June 2020

A Wizard Master on Elm Street

In one scene in the 1986 instalment of the Nightmare on Elm Street series #3: The Dream Warriors, we see 3 teens on a psychiatric ward playing a fictional Role-Playing Game called Wizard Master. The game features a large hex-based map and a neat triptych arch Wizard Masters screen that was undoubtedly made for the movie, as it directly portrays the 'dream-persona' of the Will Stanton character.

While the game props are however, several other pieces of set dressing are clearly identifiable as items of real world gaming and pop-culture detritus:

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriros
The large colour poster on the wall of our RPG playing psychiatric ward inmate Will Stanton is unmistakably the work of comic-book fantasy maestro Richard Corben:

Richard Corben | Den 2

A closer inspection of the images Will has on his pin-board reveals some slightly less obvious, more blurry but specifically fantasy gaming referents...

D&D Pinboard on Elm Street
That's right, the left hand image is clearly this classic advertisement and mini Second Edition Warhammer supplement for Citadel Miniatures from October, 1986!

Citadel Feudals! White Dwarf #82
I do have to wonder why my brain almost instantly recognised this, perhaps some arcane magics, or just, I don't know, being a complete and utter nerd.

The image on the top-right of the pin-board appears to be from the same issue of White Dwarf...

Tony Ackland illustration for The Light Fantastic| White Dwarf #82
Strangely, Freddy's animated skeleton comes to life to kill people towards the end of the movie, but I think we'd be giving the film-makers a little too much credit if this is an attempt at subtly foreshadowing the event.

And in the middle is an advert for The Warlord Games Shop in Southend, England. One might wonder why a kid in an American lunatic asylum for sleep-deprived insane youths, being given dangerous experimental psychoactive drugs would pin an advert for a games shop in the UK to his moodboard of doom, but perhaps that conundrum answers itself.

Warlord Games Shop Advert | White Dwarf #82
Interestingly, none of White Dwarf 82s Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play preview art or images are used at all. And while the set dressers were focused on wizard orientated imagery, in order to reinforce Wills dream-persona as the Wizard Master,  they also didn't use Josh Kirby's excellent cover for Terry Pratchetts The Light Fantastic which features in the magazine.

Unfortunately, other than the obvious Spike from Gremlins merchandise, I don't recognise any of the other bits of fantasy art or references,  although there are a couple of large (dragon?) miniatures on his bedside table , and something that looks like it has the distinctive Dungeons & Dragons logo - which the multi-talented and eagle-eyed Kelvin Green swiftly identified as The Art of Dungeons & Dragons Fantasy Game from 1985.

Harry Potter, the Wizard Master
The movie very much plays on the teen-suicide mass hysteria of the 80s, the heroine cutting her wrists in the bathroom with a razorblade, and two of her fellow inmates apparently committing suicide, one by jumping off a roof, and the other improbably plunging her head into a wall mounted cathode ray tube - both victims of Freddy Kruegers nightmare induced somnambulism.

Under those circumstances, fantasy gaming making an appearance isn't really a surprise, during what has become known as the 'satanic panic', Dungeons & Dragons, alongside heavy metal music and horror movies were held up by the american religious right as corrupting influences that drove teenagers to witchcraft, suicide and violence.

Dungeons & Dragons | Witchcraft Suicide Violence
Bothered About Scapegoating

The movie however, presents gaming as little more than a harmless pastime, which fuels the imagination but is ultimately benign and impotent in the face of either real supernatural evil or severe sleep deprivation fuelled mental illness and mass hallucination. In the dream-world Matt becomes the Wizard Master, shooting lightning bolts from his fingers but it doesn't help him defeat Kreuger - in fact the only thing that does is the 'real magic' of Christian ritual paraphernalia - holy water and prayer, although these are wielded by a faithless Level 7 psychiatrist whose been struck off, rather than an ordained priest.

On any level of analysis, Nightmare on Elm Street 3 puts teenagers mental health and supernatural perturbances down to bad parenting, be it adults just not listening to childrens fears or concerns, to general neglect - Nancy's mothers alcoholism and fathers absenteeism, or Kirsten's wantonly neglectful mother. Krueger himself is seeking revenge for being burned alive by the kids parents and being denied the salvation offered by a christian burial - he becomes the embodiment of the Elm Street parents simply burying their misdeeds and allowing their guilt to fester and manifest in their childrens subconscious, while taking no responsibility themselves, a lesson perhaps for the Patricia Pullings of this world.