Tuesday, 10 December 2019

The Epic 40k Flea Circus




Stephen Lowe's film Flea Bites is set in his native Nottingham in the early 1990s. An unlikely friendship develops between Jason (Anthony Hill), 12-year-old boy with an absentee father and Kryst (Nigel Hawthorne) an impoverished elderly Polish veteran who lost his own son in WW2 and has made his home in England.  Kryst owns a box of tiny silver models with wheels which he used in a flea circus for children in a concentration camp, and Jason spends his afternoons shoplifiting from his local Games Workshop. The shared fascination for small things, worlds in miniature, allows a connection between the pair that transcends their differences.

There are some poignant images - Jason unexpectedly dropping a handful of 6mm scale Land Raiders - futuristic war machines - onto the topography of the Eastern Front being studied by Kryst in their local library. Kryst walking away, alone, through the mud-trampled ground of the shutting-up Goose Fair after Jasons miniature theatrical production has ended.

For lead-spotters there is a wealth of Games Workshop product on display, from Bretonnian army to Nick Bibbys Great Spined Dragon, and even a small but amusing scene of knuckle tattooed hobbyists hobbying hard in their local 3D Roleplay Hobby Game Store, and a wealth of other period detail (Rodney Mathews poster in Jasons room). It is fascinating to see Warhammer, and fantasy gaming in general (mention is also made of Dungeons & Dragons) brought into a social and narrative context beyond the excesses of 80s Satanic Panic and the business pages, and into the lives of ordinary people.

It is perhaps inevitable that coming from a playwright the story centres performance and theatre rather than gaming and interaction.  The juxtaposition of Krysts wartime experiences, grief and memory against Jasons innocent fantasy with its black and white fairy-tale morality mythical plane of pure ideology drives the learning curve of their friendship. One can almost hear an echo of the debates of serious historical and fantasy gamers down the ages. Well, from the 1970s at least.

My memories might not be quite correct, but I think I recall spotting the miniatures in the trailer and then watching the original broadcast. Flea Bites has certainly plagued my memory over the years (along with perhaps entirely false memory of an episode of Boon where Sabbats Blood for the Blood God can be heard from a car stereo of a serial killer). Epic / Space Marine, the game from which most of the models appearing in the film that Jason nicks from the shelves - came out towards the end of my interest in Games Workshop products, although our gangs weekly Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader campaign was still going on at that point, nobody else saw or remembers it.

Many of the problems faced by both protagonists - discrimination, social exclusion, seem as relevant today as they were then - all that has really changed is the quiet stories about empathy, community, hope  and the peculiar things that can connect diverse people have all but disappeared from the Thursday night television schedule.

Saturday, 7 December 2019

Romance of the Perilous Land

A brief look at some of the border illustrations I produced for the Romance of The Perilous Land .

Unboxing Romance of The Perilous Land

Introduction

Character Creation

Equipment

Playing the Game

Spellcasting

The World of the Perilous Land

Written by Scott Malthouse illustrated by John McCambridge, Alan Lathwell, and myself.

From the publishers blurb:
Romance of the Perilous Land is a roleplaying game of magic and adventure set in the world of British folklore, from the stories of King Arthur to the wonderful regional tales told throughout this green and pleasant land. It is a world of romantic chivalry, but also of great danger, with ambitious kings, evil knights, and thieving brigands terrorising the land, while greedy giants, malevolent sorcerers, and water-dwelling knuckers lurk in the shadows. As valiant knights, mighty barbarians, subtle cunning folk, and more, the players are heroes, roaming the land to fight evil, right wrongs, and create their own legends.

A review of Romance of the Perilous Land appears in Tabletop Gaming Magazine's Best Games of 2019 .


Romance of the Perilous Land is published by Osprey Publishing on December 12 2019 and available from Waterstones, Blackwells, Amazon.com and your local independent bookshop and purveyor of elf-games.

Tuesday, 10 September 2019

[RFM] Basic Dungeon

Radio Free Magnamund back on the air with the low-resolution digital soundscapes of Basic Dungeon

Released on the infamous Heimat Der Katastrophe label, home of dungeon-synth legends Gnoll and Kobold, Basic Dungeon lurks in a dark cavern lost between a soundtrack to a home-brewed adventure game for the ZX Spectrum and a bedroom studio produced demo tape of 'Ambient Fantasy Soundscapes' advertised in the classified section in the back of White Dwarf magazine back in the days of yore when it was still a Dungeons & Dragons magazine.

Basic Dungeon follows in the dank and hollow footsteps of the TSR UK produced 1985 double vinyl  First Quest in binding ambient synthesiser music with specific cues and textual references to the Dungeons & Dragons game. Track titles such as 1D4 of Copper Coins, evoke game mechanics whilst sounding like something The Advisory Circle might sandwich between layers of samples from 1970s supernatural childrens television and Open University explanatory animation soundtracks.

The hauntological tangents are buried deep within the twisted confines of the megadungeon. 1 bit wizards summon ghosts of fantasy computer games that were never written, where incomplete text adventures lurk like grinning skeletal for...if loops of undeath. Memories of the witch haunted Grannies Garden cackle alongside mushroom addled orchestrated prog-horror of Goblin. Basic Dungeon successfully fuses both vintage analogue and lo-fi digital sounds to create epically minimal caverns of sound, spawning infinite unreleased sequels to Intellivision AD&D and it's pixel possessed ilk, punctuated with minimally animated low-res skulls floating over total party kills.

For your convenience and listening pleasure, the complete (?) Basic Dungeon back catalogue follows:

Tunnels & Treasures

 

Tunnels & Treasures II

 

Expansion Set Vol. 1: The Book of Spells

 

Tunnels & Treasures III

 

Expansion Set Vol. 2: Magic Items and Other Utilities

 

Perils In The Slums Scenario One: The Orcs Commune



While the limited edition cassette releases are all currently sold out, downloads can be purchased from their Bandcamp.

For other Radio Free Magnamund broadcasts on low-fi fantasy music see also:  Heroquest - ZX Spectrum / BoltThrower 8 bit ,/  BBC Micro 8 bit Dungeonsynth